Celeb Quotes!

"She's actually pregnant with twin panda bears, so Brad's going to be bummed out when he finds out they're not his." – Jack Black, on his Kung Fu Panda costar Angelina Jolie, on TRL

"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now." – Bravo's A-List Awards host Kathy Griffin, to PEOPLE